"Sorry, there’s no more room on my space safari."
Look at this fucking cloud formation.
"LOL. It’s funny because rich white people don’t fight in real wars."
'While you're at it, would you mind building me a fancy condo I don't deserve?”
"Hahaha! Check it out, we’re clowns! Oh, also, we have funny make-up on!"
"I’m the king of meta!"
"This might just be the gross beer talking, but I want my muttonchops to have a baby with your mustache."
“Cockring? I thought you said earring!”
"Is it illegal to Chatroulette and drive?"
Browse the Archive
Subscribe via RSS
Powered by Tumblr